warsawdaddy
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MEDICARE COVERAGE
>
> The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'
> 'Mrs. Sanders, please.'
>
> 'Speaking.'
>
> 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your
> husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from
> another
> Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your
> husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'
>
> 'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
>
> 'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
> one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'
>
> 'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.
>
>
> 'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one
> time.'
>
> 'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'
>
> 'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
> in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'
>
>
>
> The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'
> 'Mrs. Sanders, please.'
>
> 'Speaking.'
>
> 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your
> husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from
> another
> Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your
> husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'
>
> 'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
>
> 'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
> one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'
>
> 'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.
>
>
> 'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one
> time.'
>
> 'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'
>
> 'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
> in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'
>
>
