Mondays funnies

[Chug And Red]

Monday's funnies

LOL Red

 

[hotrod]

cool

 

[spartacus53]

That last one is a classic... I'll diffidently do that at the next event I go to

I still remember one time I was being introduced to a client at party, I introduced myself while shaking his hand and told him I wasn't wearing any underwear. You should have seen him trying to get his hand back from my grip

Want to have fun too Next time you get on a crowded elevator, just say this: I have new socks. Watch people try and find a corner

 

[stefen]

Better yet look at the young chick that just got on and ask if that her (while you're screwing up your nose)...