Morning Report From Dallas(sorry)

[warsawdaddy]

The Dallas Police are cracking down on speeders heading into DFW, for the first offense, they give you two Cowboys tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys!

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in DFW in case of a tornado?
A. To Texas Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

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[cntrydncr1]

As an avid Eagles fan this is especially funny to me. My hubby said those jokes have all been told under the auspices of Eagles jokes over the years.

 

[aa battery]

and the raiders suck

 

[cooltone23]

Still a Dallas Cowboy fan!!! Being a Cowboy is like a stock trader on Wall Street. Thing are good, then go bad, then good again, then Sh!t back to the bottom. But every day were back in there for the next go round.

 

[Monty]

I was a Dallas fan. I am a Sooner at heart, so GO Rams and my man Sam. Monty