My best find is this Job Opening

[mrs.oroblanco]

Job in Alaska :
Position Open

Position: Surveyor
Salary: $200 per hour
Qualification: Must be fast on your feet










Isn't it comforting to know that when you are about to become a bear's breakfast your buddy is standing there taking photos?

 

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[jeffk]

I love it
jeffk

 

[DIRTPICKERSTAN]

All of us (wife & daughter and me) are ROFLAO!
So what happened ?

 

[sniffer]

you don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than your buddy. so bring a gun, that
way you can shoot your buddy in the knee. LOL

 

[davew0710]

I would have run behind my buddy. You could be taking the pics cause I bet he would drop that camera as he ran off

 

[Gator-Flea]

That was great!!!

 

[Deepdiger60]

As serious as the consonances could be ! its still hilarious i hope they pay you big bucks .

 

[acehunter]

That job doesn't pay enough. Ha. Ha. Now the camera man job might be worth it. Not...

 

[Unicorn]

peek-a-boo I see you.......shouldn't laugh I suppose, doubt the man found it funny.....butttttttt

 

[savant365]

Here is a link showing an actual polar bear attack...CAUTION GRAPHIC...

http://www.magic-city-news.com/Entertainment_8/When_Polar_Bears_Attack12597.shtml

 

[savant365]

This would be just about as bad..

 

[mrs.oroblanco]

I hate it when I cannot see what is in the back of the fridge!

 

[mrs.oroblanco]

I love the penguin with the pocketbook!

 

[stefen]

Since when did the Polar Bear relocate to Penquinville...