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This is something to think about when negative people are doing their
best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time
someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life
miserable.
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip
to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,
who responded:
' Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.
You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?'
'We're taking Continental,' was the reply. 'We got a great rate!'
'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. ' That's a terrible
airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and
they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?'
'We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's TiberRiver
called Teste.'
'Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna
be something special and exclusive, but it's really a
Dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service
is surly,and they're overpriced.
So, whatcha' doing when you get there?'
'We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.'
'That's rich,' laughed the hairdresser. 'You and a million other
people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to Rome .
'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we on time in
one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and
they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful,
and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and
foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling
job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too,
were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite
at no extra charge!'
'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I
know you didn't get to see the Pope.'
'Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a
Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope
likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step
into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'
'Oh, really! What'd he say ?'
He said: 'Where'd you get the crappy Hairdo?'
best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time
someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life
miserable.
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip
to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,
who responded:
' Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.
You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?'
'We're taking Continental,' was the reply. 'We got a great rate!'
'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. ' That's a terrible
airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and
they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?'
'We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's TiberRiver
called Teste.'
'Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna
be something special and exclusive, but it's really a
Dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service
is surly,and they're overpriced.
So, whatcha' doing when you get there?'
'We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.'
'That's rich,' laughed the hairdresser. 'You and a million other
people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to Rome .
'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we on time in
one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and
they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful,
and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and
foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling
job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too,
were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite
at no extra charge!'
'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I
know you didn't get to see the Pope.'
'Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a
Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope
likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step
into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'
'Oh, really! What'd he say ?'
He said: 'Where'd you get the crappy Hairdo?'
See, there's a psoitive side! 
But I still hope you'll let me VISIT whenever I want. Both of our states are beautiful, it's some of the people that make them ugly, IMHO.
and here I thought ya would be here to go on hunts with us! 
When i was a young lad and went out with many different women and one year i had to drive to Portland to deliver caskets. The women in Oregon where nice and pretty plus down to earth. Ok Cali women are great but those farm girls in Oregon were well you know. One day sitting alone i asked God if he could find me a blond hair, blue eyed farm girl from Oregon. Two months later i met a woman here in town that met all my specifications. We dated for a while then tied the knot. All of her family is up north so its time to move and spend our later years with them. Total years together is 32 married 28 
I can imagine not! Not the warmest welcome! lol
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