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[against the wind]

I don't know if it is a boy or a girl. I don't even want to think about a gender neutral name. I know,, how about,, BIRD.

 

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[13dolphins1]

I don't know if it is a boy or a girl. I don't even want to think about a gender neutral name. I know,, how about,, BIRD.

Gender neutral name? Like Sam?
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[against the wind]

No, no, no.
Samantha or Honest Sam won't fly in my coop!

 

[13dolphins1]

No, no, no.
Samantha or Honest Sam won't fly in my coop!

Lmao
I was just checking
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Stoolie? As in pidgeon stool. Treasure? How about an Indian nane: Rat With Wings Who Craps On Statues.
Anyway, there are well known alien bases on the other side of the moon. Why in the photos from the moon landing show a flag waving in the wind? Think about it.
I am working on a dog translater. I think my dog is on our side and can help. Too bad he can't write yet.

 

[13dolphins1]

Stoolie? As in pidgeon stool. Treasure? How about an Indian nane: Rat With Wings Who Craps On Statues.
Anyway, there are well known alien bases on the other side of the moon. Why in the photos from the moon landing show a flag waving in the wind? Think about it.
I am working on a dog translater. I think my dog is on our side and can help. Too bad he can't write yet.

A dog translator would of saved so much time. These rabbits are awful to interrogate....all they want to do is poop and have babies.
I had a friend when growing up and his best friend was an imaginary pigeon. He had that thing all the way through high school....it use to ride on his shoulder between classes. Anyway, he use to call it "Cameltoe". I dont know why but it is a catchy name. So maybe in dedication of his imaginary best friend we call Winds first born.....Cameltoe!
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[against the wind]

Only females can be called Cameltoe. If my pigeon turns out to be a male,, well then he will have a sexual identity crisis for the rest of his life. How would you like it if your given name at birth was SUE?

 

[13dolphins1]

Only females can be called Cameltoe. If my pigeon turns out to be a male,, well then he will have a sexual identity crisis for the rest of his life. How would you like it if your given name at birth was SUE?

Very valid point. You have to give it a name man....its the first one born.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Your friend had real problems.
If he names the pidgeon it will be harder to let Valley eat him.
Wondering what the end game is with the pidgeons?
Are short people with wings called midgeons?
Bama got absolutely trashed lol.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

If a Honest Samantha shows up I will be suspicious to say the least.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

If my pigeon turns out to be a male,, well then he will have a sexual identity crisis for the rest of his life.

How can you tell if a pigeon is a male or female?

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[against the wind]

Very valid point. You have to give it a name man....its the first one born.
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That's it,, I'll call it FIRST,

 

[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

First sounds a teeny bit hippie. Plus people will mistakenly pronounce it Furst and ask it to spell it over the phone. I asked Princess what you should name it and she said Awe. Or awww. Not sure.
You need to start a college fund. And look for the right pre school.

 

[against the wind]

If FIRST sounds a little bit hippie,, then what does LAST sound like??

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Could call it Wind. Then it can be Windy if female. First would be ok. All the hippies are almost dead anyway.

 

[13dolphins1]

What if it is a duck and not a pigeon?.that would funny

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

That would be hilarious. But it would mean she cheated on him. Oh the drama.

 

[13dolphins1]

That would be hilarious. But it would mean she cheated on him. Oh the drama.

If it is a duck, I call naming it!
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[Hillbilly Prince]

I call naming it if a chicken. Maybe she hooked up with a hawk or eagle! Omg. Bet she's on Tinder.