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[13dolphins1]

I'm kind of stuck between should I do housework or go detecting. It's going up to 45° and sunny.
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Get one of those blow up dolls and with your creativity you could rig her up and cleaning in no time.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Get one of those blow up dolls and with your creativity you could rig her up and cleaning in no time.
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No, what he wants is one of those uber realistic robot women. And then have Valley bring him a house cleaner.
Wind, I thought you was married but I guess no woman would let you have pidgeons.
I think I have either an anaconda or a copperhead in this next room crawling in stuff. Maybe a possum sneaking around?

 

[13dolphins1]

No, what he wants is one of those uber realistic robot women. And then have Valley bring him a house cleaner.
Wind, I thought you was married but I guess no woman would let you have pidgeons.
I think I have either an anaconda or a copperhead in this next room crawling in stuff. Maybe a possum sneaking around?

If I ordered a realistic robot women and it didnt clean.....I would have to return it. Just make sure it's one of those underground robot women from France as they make the best from what I hear. On line of these will even get a job and work on top of cleaning!
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[fish1on]

Stuffed peppers and steamed vegetables. Time to watch some tv and go to bed, snow in the forecast.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

If I ordered a realistic robot women and it didnt clean.....I would have to return it. Just make sure it's one of those underground robot women from France as they make the best from what I hear. On line of these will even get a job and work on top of cleaning!
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I heard the chinese were working on ones that will do dishes.
Just wait...some idiot will marry one. It will one day considered murder if you intentionally turn one off.
Probably put a bad idea in Wind's head. He's online ordering one right now.
"Yeah, blonde with legs that go all the way up. Oh, make her so she don't mind pidgeon feathers stuck in the carpet. Can you give her death laser eyes? There's some idiots on Tnet always ranting about aliens and eating my pidgeons."

 

[13dolphins1]

Stuffed peppers and steamed vegetables. Time to watch some tv and go to bed, snow in the forecast.

What were the peppers stuffed with? That is the question.
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[13dolphins1]

I heard the chinese were working on ones that will do dishes.
Just wait...some idiot will marry one. It will one day considered murder if you intentionally turn one off.
Probably put a bad idea in Wind's head. He's online ordering one right now.
"Yeah, blonde with legs that go all the way up. Oh, make her so she don't mind pidgeon feathers stuck in the carpet. Can you give her death laser eyes? There's some idiots on Tnet always ranting about aliens and eating my pidgeons."

Yeah but I heard the Chinese ones glow in the dark because they are made from nuclear waste particles....I guess that stuff isnt good for you or something.
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[against the wind]

I heard the chinese were working on ones that will do dishes.
Just wait...some idiot will marry one. It will one day considered murder if you intentionally turn one off.
Probably put a bad idea in Wind's head. He's online ordering one right now.
"Yeah, blonde with legs that go all the way up. Oh, make her so she don't mind pidgeon feathers stuck in the carpet. Can you give her death laser eyes? There's some idiots on Tnet always ranting about aliens and eating my pidgeons."

I went down that road many years ago. Got a real bad itch. It was down around Mexico. Damn Aliens.

 

[13dolphins1]

I went down that road many years ago. Got a real bad itch. It was down around Mexico. Damn Aliens.

Hey....have you seen Bat Boy lately? He tell an alien a mile away.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Hope woodpeckers didn't get him. I heard they are big as turkeys in his area.

 

[13dolphins1]

Hope woodpeckers didn't get him. I heard they are big as turkeys in his area.

I dont believe aliens have developed the ability to shapship into woodpeckers yet. Although woody was a questionable bird with that laugh
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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[fish1on]

5 inches of snow overnight and more coming

 

[Woodsy]

While you guys are at church today, I'm going to try to sneak in a post.

 

[13dolphins1]

5 inches of snow overnight and more coming

Better you than me
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[fish1on]

My street just got plowed, maybe more snow than I first thought. Time to get the blower out.

 

[13dolphins1]

Anyone seen my wallet and keys?
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Only 63° here. Aliens are fascinated with wallets.
Stay inside Fish!

 

[13dolphins1]

I set up a interagation room for my younger dog. She has been off her game of late and late last night I awoke to what I think was her speaking to me....."Stop snoring ". I have to make sure she is no alien.
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