NEW CONTEST

[Honest Samuel]

I never have dates because when I meet women, when I asked them for dates, and when they accepted, I tell them that I have no car and no money. No dates.

 

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[13dolphins1]

I never have dates because when I meet women, when I asked them for dates, and when they accepted, I tell them that I have no car and no money. No dates.

Well Sam, back in the 1960's (the last time a women accepted) women had a expectation that the guy should pay. Today with all these women movements and rights movements....they still expect you to pay! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]....you might be screwed on this one pal.
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[Honest Samuel]

I am always screwed by ladies that I want to date.

 

[Honest Samuel]

Tippy is eating her supper, time to take a shower, feed the fish and bedtime for all. And to all, a good cool night.

 

[13dolphins1]

Well Sam, back in the 1960's (the last time a women accepted) women had a expectation that the guy should pay. Today with all these women movements and rights movements....they still expect you to pay! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]....you might be screwed on this one pal.
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Wait....I'm still laughing at this one...lol
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[13dolphins1]

Tippy is eating her supper, time to take a shower, feed the fish and bedtime for all. And to all, a good cool night.

And to me a good
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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[against the wind]

Sunday morning and everyone is sleeping in.
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[13dolphins1]

GM Wind
I forgot about our contest....thanks for the reminder
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[sjvalleyhunter]

Well, time to go to work.

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[against the wind]

Work?? I'm retired,, oh you mean cutting the weeds and grass and weeds with my walk behind trimmer. Took 2 1/2 to 3 hours . I'm soaking wet.

 

[13dolphins1]

Been working all day as I'm building a under ground fallout shelter from Campbell's Soup cans....so far I've eaten 3 cans chicken noodles, 1 can clam chowder, 1 broccoli cheese. The clam chowder was a mistake...whew. only 2000 cans to go and I think I will be able to start!
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[Honest Samuel]

And to all, a good Afternoon, stay cool while I am Last.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

i am cool and last.

 

[against the wind]

Yep, trimmed the roof edge on the loft where I had to cut the porch off. Then I installed a Bob trap that permits the birds to enter the day screen but they can't exit.
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[Honest Samuel]

Time for bed. And to all, a good night.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

I’m still last!

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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[13dolphins1]

Only 1990 soup cans left and my fallout shelter will be ready to roll....looks like a mix of tomato soup, creme of broccoli soup, vegetable soup and chicken noodle soup for lunch. Mixing them is the best!
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Have you dug a hole, Dolphin? That chowder stuff ain't bad. But I like making oyster soup with milk butter and celery.
Have wondered about filling coffee cans with cement and building something.
But aliens wouldn't be stopped by that. The odor from those unwashed soup cans might turn away snowflake zombies once the grid goes.