NEW CONTEST

[Coinstar magnet]

Just what were you going to call the police this time?

Very clever Alfredo....sorry...Arfie, I see what you were doing there....I would call the police for dinner and tell them what a great job they're doing!

 

[Coinstar magnet]

I bet you all have missed me.

We were checking the obituaries....next time write...

 

[Coinstar magnet]

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Just thought I'd drop in and see what all the fuss is. This looks exciting....now I can stop watching paint dry and my occasional staring contests....doh! I blinked...

 

[AstralDruid]

Coinstar delirious

 

[AstralDruid]

the treasure net spitoon....🧑‍🦼

 

[Coinstar magnet]

Coinstar delirious

I've lost the plot!

 

[Coinstar magnet]

the treasure net spitoon....🧑‍🦼

Well said!

 

[AstralDruid]

Take a deep breath....hold it.....exhale............................. and another....and another.
We are all friends here.... If any of us win, we all win.
A collection of first class , podium topping losers. We find strength and dignity in our absolute inability to be last.
🚮

 

[Coinstar magnet]

Take a deep breath....hold it.....exhale............................. and another....and another.
We are all friends here.... If any of us win, we all win.
A collection of first class , podium topping losers. We find strength and dignity in our absolute inability to be last.
🚮

Wha? I think I passed out...I think I hyperventilated...then held my breath too long...hit my head and now I'm pretty sure I'm the king of Liechtenstein 🇱🇮.....or Rhode Island, both are so small the mice have round shoulders....

 

[ArfieBoy]

Wha? I think I passed out...I think I hyperventilated...then held my breath too long...hit my head and now I'm pretty sure I'm the king of Liechtenstein 🇱🇮.....or Rhode Island, both are so small the mice have round shoulders....

Someone... call and ambulance for Coinstar!!

 

[Coinstar magnet]

Someone... call and ambulance for Coinstar!!

Thank you Arfonzo....uh Arfie, you're the only one who cared enough to try and get an ambulance for me...apparently no one had their phones with them...

 

[AstralDruid]

Anyways .....
what doesn't kill you ... and all that........................

 

[Coinstar magnet]

Anyways .....
what doesn't kill you ... and all that........................

.....All that and a bag of chips! Or crisps...crisps just doesn't have the same effect....chips it is then!....what's that? Oh dear, look at the time! Almost time for 11zeez....

 

[AstralDruid]

Crisps seems a little more classy to me... I mean here in Europe they speak a sort of 'mid Atlantic' language... Chips here too.. For us 'real English speakers' chips are what you call fries ..... I know you know all this, just a bit of chat.... 🍟🍟🍟

 

[AstralDruid]

Recently I was exposed to some Netflix type shite, you know the stuff.... anyway it was all Yankee doodle dandy talk,, I had no clue what was going on,, had to get the subtitles turned on... it isn't the accents it is the use of language that catches me out, some very different sentence structures, interjected with seemingly random vocalised punctuation.... no wa 'm sayin doggg .?
😵🌟

 

[Coinstar magnet]

Crisps seems a little more classy to me... I mean here in Europe they speak a sort of 'mid Atlantic' language... Chips here too.. For us 'real English speakers' chips are what you call fries ..... I know you know all this, just a bit of chat.... 🍟🍟🍟

Yes...Biscuits...cookies....pants...trousers...though not sure how much americanisms have polluted a language we haven't spoken in years.

 

[Coinstar magnet]

Recently I was exposed to some Netflix type shite, you know the stuff.... anyway it was all Yankee doodle dandy talk,, I had no clue what was going on,, had to get the subtitles turned on... it isn't the accents it is the use of language that catches me out, some very different sentence structures, interjected with seemingly random vocalised punctuation.... no wa 'm sayin doggg .?
😵🌟

Yo!....I have the same feeling when watching a murder mystery and there's Scottish slang... and a low mumbly voice...

 

[AstralDruid]

Yo!....I have the same feeling when watching a murder mystery and there's Scottish slang... and a low mumbly voice...

Ohh yes... the Scots,, dear me, some truly illegible splutterings from that lot !!... Nice people though...

 

[AstralDruid]

You mentioned biscuits..... what in hell's darnations are those things that you call biscuits ? served with gravy aren't they ? ...

 

[Coinstar magnet]

Recently I was exposed to some Netflix type shite, you know the stuff.... anyway it was all Yankee doodle dandy talk,, I had no clue what was going on,, had to get the subtitles turned on... it isn't the accents it is the use of language that catches me out, some very different sentence structures, interjected with seemingly random vocalised punctuation.... no wa 'm sayin doggg .?
😵🌟

Sounds like you've got the lingo down...

Ohh yes... the Scots,, dear me, some truly illegible splutterings from that lot !!... Nice people though...

Yes, agreed....love how they say, "merrdered"....