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Don't listen to him..... you have absolutely no chance 'round these here parts'... none whatsoever.. zilch.. nada...nowt ..:evil4::sign10:
 
Uh, ok...looked for my mantis today...didn't see him her? but pretty sure he/she? is still around...I miss my mantis...didn't Barry Manalo...however you spell it....write a song? Oh Mantis? Well you came and you gave and you saved me?....yeah...that was it...
 

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Uh...good morning tnetters...went out raked leaves...ended up with a headache, never fails....I'm thinking leaf mold..I even wore a mask...there are 24 trees in my landlord's backyard...the leaves take over if I don't keep up on them....thinking of asking my landlords to take over the task....anyway, I've said enough....it's a contest after all!
 
Finally replying to 10 year old posts..... good lord those leaves were more than moldy !!:blob1:
 
Anymore sleighing mantras encounters ?... :laughing7:
Sadly no. One the bankers where I pick up coins said he had them all over his garden...started showing me pics...I will keep looking but he/she may have ended up being recycled...I hope not
 
Cockney rhyming slang is all the rage 'innit govner ?? could also have said 'ave a butchers'....cor blimey..
 
Cockney rhyming slang is all the rage 'innit govner ?? could also have said 'ave a butchers'....cor blimey..
Ooh, I like 'ave a butchers'...makes me 'fink a murder of crows' but a different meaning eh? My attempt at slang is like me attempting rap...
 
For all you folks out there who are not native English speakers (think USA , Canada :laughing7:°)
'ave a butchers' refers to the butcher's hook,,, which rhymes with Look, so it means 'have a look'....
Alright me 'ole China' we got work on the Coinstar rap..............:hello2:

Clink Clink what was that sound..... I'll ave a butchers when there's no one around...
Sneak around back...pull out the drawer...glint glint you won't believe what i saw....


over to you CS
 
For all you folks out there who are not native English speakers (think USA , Canada :laughing7:°)
'ave a butchers' refers to the butcher's hook,,, which rhymes with Look, so it means 'have a look'....
Alright me 'ole China' we got work on the Coinstar rap..............:hello2:

Clink Clink what was that sound..... I'll ave a butchers when there's no one around...
Sneak around back...pull out the drawer...glint glint you won't believe what i saw....


over to you CS
AD, you won't believe what the CS saw
Butcher's hook and my greedy paw
Took another gander and I won't lie
Heart was pounding as I started to cry
The glint glint, milk man's eye,
clink clink kitchen sink let's get this party started I was on the brink brink, need a pepto bismo
Stomach ache I think....

Best an old man can do early morning before work AsralD....
 
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For all you folks out there who are not native English speakers (think USA , Canada :laughing7:°)
'ave a butchers' refers to the butcher's hook,,, which rhymes with Look, so it means 'have a look'....
Alright me 'ole China' we got work on the Coinstar rap..............:hello2:

Clink Clink what was that sound..... I'll ave a butchers when there's no one around...
Sneak around back...pull out the drawer...glint glint you won't believe what i saw....


over to you CS
I've always sort of thought of Canada as USA lite...sort of a broad brush stroke I know....
 

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