spartacus53
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The hot shot executive goes out and buys a Ferrari GTO.
It is the best and most expensive car in the whole world,
costing about $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and while stopping it for a red
light, an old man on a Moped (both looking about 90
years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over
the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind
of car 'ya got there, sonny?"
The executive replies, "A Ferrari GTO. They cost about a
half million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why
does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states
the cool guy proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"
"Sure," replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
around. Leaning back on his Moped, the old man says,
"That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then, the light changes so the guy decides to show
the old man what his car can do. He floors it, gets on
Interstate 66, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
reads 320 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems
to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could
be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhhh! Something whips by
him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going
faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then
ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him.
Whooooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite
direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the
Moped. "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a Moped
outrun a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees the dot in his rear view
mirror, getting bigger!
Whooooooosh! Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of
his car, demolishing the rear end. The executive jumps out,
and it IS the old man! Of course, the Moped and the old
man are hurting' bad. He runs up to the old man and says,
"You're hurt badly! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man moans and replies, "Yes..... Unhook my
suspenders from your side view mirror."
It is the best and most expensive car in the whole world,
costing about $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and while stopping it for a red
light, an old man on a Moped (both looking about 90
years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over
the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind
of car 'ya got there, sonny?"
The executive replies, "A Ferrari GTO. They cost about a
half million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why
does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states
the cool guy proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"
"Sure," replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
around. Leaning back on his Moped, the old man says,
"That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then, the light changes so the guy decides to show
the old man what his car can do. He floors it, gets on
Interstate 66, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
reads 320 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems
to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could
be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhhh! Something whips by
him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going
faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then
ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him.
Whooooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite
direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the
Moped. "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a Moped
outrun a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees the dot in his rear view
mirror, getting bigger!
Whooooooosh! Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of
his car, demolishing the rear end. The executive jumps out,
and it IS the old man! Of course, the Moped and the old
man are hurting' bad. He runs up to the old man and says,
"You're hurt badly! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man moans and replies, "Yes..... Unhook my
suspenders from your side view mirror."
Stefen was that your Ferrari 
