not my fault

[jeff of pa]

If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.


So, if I die while my
Old wrinkled ass is parked
In front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates.

 

[savant365]

Consider it done Jeff. Just send me a copy of your will naming me as sole heir and I will sue the pants off of Bill