Nursery Rhymes ...............Not for the Kiddies !

[Spitfire Reddie]

Nursery Rhymes

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.

LITTLE MISS Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumba$$

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
she was very very good,
But when she was bad
she got a fur coat, jewels, a
waterfront condo and a sports car.

 

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[stoney56]

Reddi, loved them! Oh so very bad yet so good. Glad we stopped in the neighborhood.

 

[ClonedSIM]

Nursery Rhymes
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumba$$

HA!!

 

[Mighty AP]

Very nice Reddie! LOL

There once was a girl named Brewster,
She dreampt that a man a man had seduced her.
She woke up to find,
it was all in her mind,
& the spring in her mattress had goosed her.


There once was a man from Nantuckett.................I better not. Jeffs on the prowl.

 

[grizzly bare]

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Very nice Reddie! LOL

There once was a girl named Brewster,
She dreampt that a man a man had seduced her.
She woke up to find,
it was all in her mind,
& the spring in her mattress had goosed her.


There once was a man from Nantuckett.................I better not. Jeffs on the prowl.

So thats what that was ! A spring !

 

[stefen]

Or a bedbug on steroids

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Maybe even little boy blue and his horn :P

 

[stud564]

:

 

[gollum]

There once was a man from Peru.
Who fell asleep while in his canoe.
While dreaming of Venus,
He fondled his.........never mind

Since I can't finish that one......Here's Michael Jackson's Christmas Card:

Best,

Mike

 

[gollum]

OH! And since Jeff is on the prowl, I made this. I guess somebody else didn't want to use it.

Mike

 

[TreasureTales]

OMG, ROFLMAO

 

[Captain Trips]

OLD KING COLE
was a merry old soul,
and a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe,
he called for his bowl...
We all know about ol' King Cole!

(G. Carlin)

 

[PostFatal]

Mary had a little lamb
the doctor was surprised
but when Old MacDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Glad you all like this one !

 

[Nitro 54]

Loved the X-Mas card. ROTFLMAO

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

There once was a man from Peru.
Who fell asleep while in his canoe.
While dreaming of Venus,
He fondled his.........never mind

Since I can't finish that one......Here's Michael Jackson's Christmas Card:

Best,

Mike

WTH ?? LOL ! Mike !! Where in the world did you find that ?? That fits him to a T See those sneaky eyes ?? LOL !!!!!!!

 

[gollum]

Glad you like it! I can't help but LMAO every time I see it.

Best,

Mike

 

[Michelle]

Yep..........You have lost it!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

guess i gotta tell the truth about all the Sesame Street bunch !

Sad but true
Groover is serving a life term for tearing DO NOT REMOVE UNDER THE PENALTY OF LAW tags from mattresses *sigh*
They have a look alike standing in.