Obama Healthcare Plan

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Obama Healthcare Plan

OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day…"
5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct tape

 

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[stefen]

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[gord]

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Still better than the GOP proposal - they would only cover 50% of embalming.

 

[Smee]

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Still better than the GOP proposal - they would only cover 50% of embalming.

Please take the hate speech elsewhere . . . at least under the GOP plan, folks won't be looking forward to embalming as a means to escape Obamadontcare.

 

[stefen]

Re: Obama Healthcare Plan

Still better than the GOP proposal - they would only cover 50% of embalming.

Please take the hate speech elsewhere . . . at least under the GOP plan, folks won't be looking forward to embalming as a means to escape Obamadontcare.

 

[truckinbutch]

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Still better than the GOP proposal - they would only cover 50% of embalming.

Please take the hate speech elsewhere . . . at least under the GOP plan, folks won't be looking forward to embalming as a means to escape Obamadontcare.

 

[FCCDFEd]

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Ya know remember that this is the comedy section, it was meant just for that. I cannot predict the future, and hope this does not predict the Obamacare Plan. It was just funny and wanted to share it

 

[Smee]

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The Canadian needed to keep the politics out . . . especially since they are still swear loyalty to the king and queen of England.

As a lover of FREEDOM, I'll rather just swear AT them.

Didn't we have a war about that?

 

[WindHarvester]

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I agree, this is comedy central and it was funny joke.

Smee,

You should come on over to the politacs ring, at times I miss your ridiculous political antics.

In all honesty I didn't agree with you all the time but you always knew how to debate, and brought a lot to the table.

 

[Smee]

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It's a "personal decision", and I'm sticking to that decision.

I miss the topics, and the debate --- however, I'm also stubborn.

BTW, loved the "Daniel" post. I didn't say anything there as I felt my making a comment would only detract from a great story.

 

[johnnyblaze]

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If you think healthcare is expensive now...
Wait until its free.....