Old sayings

[G.A.P.metal]

"A little dab will do ya" Brillcream !

 

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[Duckshot]

Somebody hos Mommy-in-law issues.

Having mother in law issues and having a mother in law with issues are two distinct separate things.

 

[Truth]

"A little dab will do ya" Brillcream !

That’s what I use? I didn’t know that’s where that came from. It’s the best hair cream there is.

 

[G.A.P.metal]

That’s what I use? I didn’t know that’s where that came from. It’s the best hair cream there is.

I didn`t know Brillcream was still around...all my hair fell out no need for it now !
Gary

 

[nomad 11]

the devil made me do it.

 

[nomad 11]

i told ya so !

 

[nomad 11]

i'll be bock.

 

[nomad 11]

yada yada yada

 

[nomad 11]

if you had a brain you'd be dangerous.

 

[nomad 11]

WELL............................i never ?

 

[nomad 11]

i think ,i can i think i can, i think i can, i thought i could, i thought i could, i thought i could...........................oh screw it !

 

[Duckshot]

i think ,i can i think i can, i think i can, i thought i could, i thought i could, i thought i could...........................oh screw it !

Reminds me of The little Alcoholic that Couldn't.

"I drink I can, I drink I can, I drink I can....."

 

[nomad 11]

see what um sayin ?

 

[nomad 11]

duh..........doh.............dee

 

[WannaDig3687]

Some cockle warming chow there!

Isn't that supposed to be: kachels of your hearth?

 

[WannaDig3687]

well sh!t fire and save the matches!
Colder than a well diggers ass
Carry it in a poke.
It’ll cure what ails ya
Way up yonder
Like stink on poop
That ought to go over like a turd in a punch bowl
Slower than molasses in January
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

a couple I have heard similar to these.

Like flies on $#!t.

That ought to go over like a fart in church.

Not the sharpest tack in the box.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Did anyone say this one yet?

Birds of a feather flock together.

 

[WannaDig3687]

KISS

Keep
It
Simple
Stupid

 

[WannaDig3687]

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it doesn't, it never was.

(See what happens when you invite a girl digger to your thread? Gets all mushy. LOL)

 

[WannaDig3687]

I always get asked this:

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

I am not a morning person.