Old sayings

[Oddjob]

high speed, low drag.

 

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[Hillbilly Prince]

Hapy as a cat eatin ****

 

[nomad 11]

I have no idea ? HONESTLY ? until you put the thought in my head

 

[Rookster]

Don't take any wooden nickels.

 

[Rookster]

You only live once.

 

[nomad 11]

damned if i DO ? and damned if i DONT ? so i may as well DONT

 

[nomad 11]

freedom of speech !

 

[nomad 11]

you have the right to remain silent. anything you say can be used in a court of law. blah blah blah etc.etc. etc.

 

[nomad 11]

SO WHAT ?

 

[nomad 11]

WHO CARES !

 

[BigWaveDave]

An old lady at the grocery store bumped my cart....
She said “ sorry, I must have got my license from a Cracker Jack box”
That’s gotta be an old saying

 

[kingskid1611]

Don't eat yellow snow.....

 

[nomad 11]

passing judgerment ? is like passing gas !

 

[nomad 11]

An old lady at the grocery store bumped my cart....
She said “ sorry, I must have got my license from a Cracker Jack box”
That’s gotta be an old saying

no thats what i yell at people when they turn in front of me without using their turn signal. turn signals are just a novelty. you use them when you feel like it or when you remember to.

 

[nomad 11]

in the good ole days

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

no thats what i yell at people when they turn in front of me without using their turn signal. turn signals are just a novelty. you use them when you feel like it or when you remember to.

But how many people are thinking what in the heck is a Cracker Jack box?

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

There was a fellow used to come in a supermarket where I worked. He lived in a falling down little house on some land which belonged to a former Senator Melton. The Senator had let him live there but I don't know how the arrangement came about. This guy was just some hillbilly from a hillbilly bunch. He was slways black cause he burned tires to keep warm in this shack. He walked everywhere and talked to himself.
One bitterly cold morning he comes walking by me while I was putting out produce and says, Cold enough to freeze the b***s off a brass billy goat. Which was true.

 

[nomad 11]

But how many people are thinking what in the heck is a Cracker Jack box?

surprise ? they got theirs at Jack in the box ?

 

[holepuncher]

Bless your heart.

 

[BigWaveDave]

Dilly Dilly
— used since at least the Medieval Times, or so I’ve been told