Old sayings

[Duckshot]

"All cattle and no hat"

Thanks Chuckles 'Shroomer!

Whoops! Was that politics?

 

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[Chadeaux]

Ol boy from Amite, LA --- when he wanted a favor --- "Help me out and I'll dance at your wedding." --- when he was mad, ---"Dat's alright, I'll dance at your funeral!" We called him "Slick" but he looked like the Junk Yard Dog's twin brother even built like him.

 

[MotherOfGeeks]

My great grandpa always used to say "Close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades".

 

[sprailroad]

I was so broke, I couldn't afford to be poor.

 

[sprailroad]

You could somehow manage to drown yourself in a single glass of water.

 

[releventchair]

So poor he ain't got a pot to pizz in. Or a window ta throw it out.

Ain't got enough for a downpayment on a free sample.

Poorer n Jobs turkey.

Scrapin the bottom of the barrel.

Gettin down to brass tacks.

Ain't gonna take it lyin down.

Had it up ta h'yar.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

shitin one hand and want in the other

Crap in one hand and wish in another and see which one gets full first was what I heard.

 

[Red James Cash]

Only two things fall from the sky,bird crap and idiots.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

People used to say someone was doing poorly when they were sick.
One old boy told me he was so sick he would have to get better just to die.
Don't take any wooden nickels.
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

 

[Duckshot]

"There is no such thing as a free lunch."

 

[nomad 11]

an ounce 1/16 of prevention is worth a 16 oz. a pound of cure

 

[nomad 11]

useless as tits on a bull

 

[nomad 11]

i have no perception of the connection ?

 

[nomad 11]

i would of ? and i should of ? but i just did'nt have the ambition ?

 

[nomad 11]

sorry for all my faults........................but its not my fault !

 

[nomad 11]

it depends who you ask ? ask anybody !

 

[Mailque]

Old saying

Two peas in a pod... two cockaburr in a mule tail.... hotter than a June bride in a feather bed

 

[Oddjob]

A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before saying nothing.

 

[Oddjob]

The easy way is always mined.

 

[Oddjob]

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