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A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to England
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
'Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, Social security, national health, and free education!'
The passer-by says, 'You are mistaken, I am an Iraqi.'
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. ' Thank you for having such beautiful country here in England!'
The person says, 'I not English, I Portuguese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful England!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Romania, I am not English!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an English Lady?'
She says, 'No, I am from Spain!'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English?'
The Spanish lady checks her watch and says....'Probably at work.'
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
'Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, Social security, national health, and free education!'
The passer-by says, 'You are mistaken, I am an Iraqi.'
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. ' Thank you for having such beautiful country here in England!'
The person says, 'I not English, I Portuguese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful England!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Romania, I am not English!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an English Lady?'
She says, 'No, I am from Spain!'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English?'
The Spanish lady checks her watch and says....'Probably at work.'
