paddy and his wife

[shaun7]

Paddy & his wife are lying in bed & the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says 'To hell with this!' & storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 mins later & his wife asks 'What did you do?'
Paddy replies 'I've put the dog in our garden, let's see how they like it!'

 

[stefen]

Paddy doesn't sound like the brightest bulb on the tree