people who think they are drunk, also think they are attractive ,

[jeff of pa]

and An experiment that proved
lost dung beetles can use the Milky Way to find their way home,
were among the winners at this year's Ig Nobel awards ceremony held Thursday.

For the first time, the winners received cash prizes — $10 trillion, but in Zimbabwe dollars. So they'll each get about four U.S. dollars.

Other winners included Brian Crandall of the U.S. and Peter Stahl of Canada and the U.S., who parboiled a dead shrew, then swallowed it without chewing so they could examine their excrement to see which bones would dissolve in the human digestive system and which would not.

Republican Herald | News | republicanherald.com

 

[DizzyDigger]

That would be Stage 2 of the Five Stages Of Tequila

Stage 1 SMART:
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You
know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen.
At this stage, you are always RIGHT. And of course, the person you are talking to is very WRONG.
This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART…..

Stage 2 GOOD LOOKING:
This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you.
You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that
you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun…..

Stage 3 RICH:
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar
because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this
stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter
how much you bet, “Cos you are RICH…..”

Stage 4 BULLET PROOF:
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been
betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point, you can also go up to the partners
of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing
this battle because you are SMART…..

Stage 5 INVISIBLE:
This is the Final Stage of Tequila. At this point, you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU.
You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room
cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the
street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you…..

PS: Because you are still SMART, you of course know all the words…..

 

[Bum Luck]

That would be Stage 2 of the Five Stages Of Tequila

Stage 1 SMART:
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You
know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen.
At this stage, you are always RIGHT. And of course, the person you are talking to is very WRONG.
This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART…..

Stage 2 GOOD LOOKING:
This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you.
You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that
you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun…..

Stage 3 RICH:
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar
because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this
stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter
how much you bet, “Cos you are RICH…..”

Stage 4 BULLET PROOF:
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been
betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point, you can also go up to the partners
of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing
this battle because you are SMART…..

Stage 5 INVISIBLE:
This is the Final Stage of Tequila. At this point, you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU.
You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room
cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the
street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you…..

PS: Because you are still SMART, you of course know all the words…..

I can't remember any of that .....................