If those mosquito's get any larger, strap a saddle on them and charge kids to ride them. You just need a good tether so you don't lose any kids along the way
Rodeo coming to town next week so we'll see if any of em can stick 8 seconds . . .
A few years ago, my daddy-in-law and I were camping while on a hunting trip. Late that night, we could hear a couple of those skeeters talking about what they were going to do with us. The first one said, "Let's haul em down to the river!" The other one turned to him and said: "No, the big skeeters will take em away from us."
The game "Redneck Rampage" was "inspired" by my part of Arkansas.