My jaw almost dropped off. Ben and Jerry's from breast milk

My gorgeous wife is a Vegetarian. Not a vegan which is no animal products, but she does not eat Chicken, Pork, or Beef. She does eat some fish, and other seafood. I love her so, but she has never been able to explain to me why she eats all of the meat substitute products. I mean really, I don't go to the supermarket and ask for carrots made made from an all beef substitute right?
Regardless you can ask the love of my life here and she will tell you Protein is not very good for putting on weight. Ya gotta eat a lot to get the excess calories and it is not nearly as easy to digest as carbs, thus more calories burnt. What puts on weight? PECAN PIE mmmmmmmmm good. ICE CREAM( I luv butter pecan). All dem BISCUTS!!! Just ask Jerry Clower, mmmmmmm goood!!! Fried peach pies, Southern cream drops, Indian fry bread, funnel cake, cake in general, Sweet tater casserole(with lots of brown sugar and little marshmallows), Smores, pies in general, Twinkies and Ho Hos, etc........... The point is over consumption of meat may put too many lipids in you blood stream and make your ticker hitch and stop like a flat head V8 with vapor lock, but if you want to get fat fast leave the meat alone and go for the carbs. Believe it or not there are a lot of overweight vegetarians. Kellly, believe it or not most Vegitarians would think that bulliten board was put up by a lot of idiotic morons. My wife sure does. Nuff said.