Vrent
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
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>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
>largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as
>California . White minorities still trying to have English
>recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
>
>Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
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>Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
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>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
>
>Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory
>of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and
>Lebanon ).
>Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
>more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
>France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .
>Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
>legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>
>Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
>reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
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>85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weig ht loss.
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>Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
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>Massachusetts< /SPAN> executes last remaining conservative.
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>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.
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>Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
>
>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
>swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
>
>Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
>contributions to campaign accounts.
>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
>Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
>
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>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
>largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as
>California . White minorities still trying to have English
>recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
>
>Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
>
>Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
>
>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
>
>Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory
>of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and
>Lebanon ).
>Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
>more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
>France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .
>Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
>legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>
>Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
>reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
>
>85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weig ht loss.
>
>Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
>
>Massachusetts< /SPAN> executes last remaining conservative.
>
>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.
>
>Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
>
>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
>swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
>
>Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
>contributions to campaign accounts.
>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
>Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
>
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