txconservative
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A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see
you've gained your consciousness.
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> Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
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> You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
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> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
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> They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
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> The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "you must decide how many inches you want.
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> But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.
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> If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.
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> If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.
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> It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
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> The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
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> The doctor comes back in the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
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> "Yes I have," says the man. "
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> And has she helped you make a decision?"
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> "Yes" says the man.
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> "What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
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> "We're getting granite countertops."
you've gained your consciousness.
>
> Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
>
> You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
>
> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
>
> They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
>
> The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "you must decide how many inches you want.
>
> But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.
>
> If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.
>
> If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.
>
> It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
>
> The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
>
> The doctor comes back in the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
>
> "Yes I have," says the man. "
>
> And has she helped you make a decision?"
>
> "Yes" says the man.
>
> "What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
>
> "We're getting granite countertops."
