Problem dating

[LabradorBob (Missouri)]

This guy was trying to help his friend,(Who was very shy),get a date!
He said now,before you go in the bar,stick this potato down your pants.
The next day,the guy was avoiding him,and he was wanting to know how it went!
He said not good,all the girls laughed at me,some even screamed and ran.
He said show me what you did,and the guy took the potato,reached around and stuck it down the back of his pants!

 

[truckinbutch]

I dunno if I'd a told that .....

 

[stefen]

Its funnier with the character trolling on a beach for girle while wearing a speedo...the potato goes in front