Question: How many women

[savant365]

Question:
How many women with menopause/pms does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer:
One! Only one! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
Don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

 

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[stefen]

Boy, does that bring back bad memories...

and I only asked for her to please pass the salt shaker...

 

[shaun7]

my father-in-law is going through this right now with his wife!

he looks like a broken man

 

[trish76642]

umhum.. Thats what yall get! j/k too funny.

 

[stefen]

The definition of PMS: PERPETUAL MENOPAUSE SYNDRONE

 

[shaun7]

The definition of PMS: PERPETUAL MENOPAUSE SYNDRONE

 

[savant365]

Question:

Do you know why its called PMS?

Answer:

Because Mad Cow disease was already taken.

 

[shaun7]

Question:

Do you know why its called PMS?

Answer:

Because Mad Cow disease was already taken.

I'm cowering in my seat for you! good luck

 

[trish76642]

Nooo actually it stands for,

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

They just dont wanna scare ya!

 

[savant365]

LMAO...I have 2 daughters, 2 ex-wives, 1 mother who turned 79 this year for the 3rd year in a row, and 1 mean girlfriend. I can handle it if I need too.

All the ladies here have a pretty good sense of humor so I ain't really too worried about it. It's all meant in good fun and I am sure there a few jokes about men that they could post if they feel the need for revenge

 

[savant365]

Wow Trish, I was always told it stood for:

Putting up with Mens Sh&t

 

[shaun7]

PMS ...

The common cause of SRH ...

SRH

come on nick!

 

[trish76642]

Wow Trish, I was always told it stood for:

Putting up with Mens Sh&t

lol....so thats where number 14 went! I knew there had to be one more! LOL

 

[shaun7]

PMS ...

The common cause of SRH ...

SRH

come on nick!

Do I dare ...

Sperm Retention Headache ...

~ Nick ~

i bet you checked over your shoulder before you typed that!

 

[savant365]

Oh boy, I can see this whole thread headed for the shredder...LMAO

 

[shaun7]

Oh boy, I can see this whole thread headed for the shredder...LMAO

and Nicks nuts

 

[stefen]

Unfortunately (darn), this is a family oriented web site...or the responses would have more meaning and would a lot more colorful...

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

I thought it was....

Poor Me Syndrome, LOL!!!

 

[trish76642]

I thought it was....

Poor Me Syndrome, LOL!!!

that says it all right there!

 

[savant365]

I thought it was....

Poor Me Syndrome, LOL!!!

that says it all right there!

LOL it should be "Pour Me another drink Syndrome"