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truckinbutch

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Parked at a truckstop sited beside a mental institution for the weekend . On Saturday morning I
observed this fine looking naked lady fleeing across the parking lot ; being persued by three guys
in white coats and a fourth , further behind , running with a bucket of sand in each hand .
The lead guy caught her close to my truck and had an obviously grand time subduing her . The other two then helped get her in a straight jacket and led her away .
The fellow with the buckets of sand , totaly winded , sank to the grass to rest .
Curious , I walked over to ask him the story .
"Oh , that's Barbara ,"he said,"About once a week she strips naked and runs for the truckstop looking for wild sex . That's the only thing that will subdue her ."
"What are the two buckets of sand for ?"I asked .
"Oh , that's my handicap . Ya see ......... I caught her last week ."
 

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