boogeyman
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Two rednecks look at a Searsʼ catalogue and admire the models. One says to the other: 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?
The second replies. 'Yes, they are darn beautiful! And look at the price!'
The first says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they're not very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second smiles and claps him on the back, 'Good idea, order one and if she is as beautiful as in the catalogue, I will get one too.'
3 weeks later, the redneck asks his chum 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Searsʼ catalogue?'
The second replies, 'No, but it shouldnʼt be long now... I got her clothes yesterday!'
The second replies. 'Yes, they are darn beautiful! And look at the price!'
The first says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they're not very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second smiles and claps him on the back, 'Good idea, order one and if she is as beautiful as in the catalogue, I will get one too.'
3 weeks later, the redneck asks his chum 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Searsʼ catalogue?'
The second replies, 'No, but it shouldnʼt be long now... I got her clothes yesterday!'
I just hope everything comes out alright 
