Rejection Stories Wanted Please

[Bev]

I like how you word it, NHBob and I hope you don't mind, I came up with a card that isn't as nice as yours but gets the job done. Of course I had to put my real estate information on the back because you never know! I also added that I'm available for local police departments because I think it might make me look a little trustworthy. (maybe)

 

[Produce Guy]

I got lucky years ago with my first $99.99 metal detector a man who owned the property said we'll split anything I find 50/50. So about an hour later with him right behind me,I find a small jar with about $10 in coins,he decides to keep it for himself and tells me that I need to leave,well years later,I'm working in a grocery store and he remembers me and tells his wife that I was the guy who dug up his land without permission?
About 2 days later the women comes to my job with the jar,with the coins still in it,and tells me her husband decided to give it back.

 

[NH Bob]

Now that's a fantastic story. Who would have thought.

 

[TheRandyMan]

I got lucky years ago with my first $99.99 metal detector a man who owned the property said we'll split anything I find 50/50. So about an hour later with him right behind me,I find a small jar with about $10 in coins,he decides to keep it for himself and tells me that I need to leave,well years later,I'm working in a grocery store and he remembers me and tells his wife that I was the guy who dug up his land without permission?
About 2 days later the women comes to my job with the jar,with the coins still in it,and tells me her husband decided to give it back.

I must admit...that is a D O O Z Y!

 

[Bev]

Decided? Sounds like he got an ear full when he got home! I'm surprised he still had the jar intact.