DeepseekerADS
Gold Member
- Joined
- Mar 3, 2013
- Messages
- 14,880
- Reaction score
- 21,746
- Golden Thread
- 0
- Location
- SW, VA - Bull Mountain
- Detector(s) used
- CTX, Excal II, EQ800, Fisher 1260X, Tesoro Royal Sabre, Tejon, Garrett ADSIII, Carrot, Stealth 920iX, Keene A52
- Primary Interest:
- Other
- #1
Thread Owner
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, Frank was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you hear me?"
"Is that you, Frank?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to
the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more
times..
Then I have lunch (and Kris, you'd be proud -- lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of
the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to the golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and
then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."
the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, Frank was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you hear me?"
"Is that you, Frank?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to
the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more
times..
Then I have lunch (and Kris, you'd be proud -- lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of
the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to the golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and
then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."
