Snappy Bumper Stickers

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Snappy Bumper Stickers [TABLE="class: yiv185887437ecxyiv1648503459MsoNormalTable, width: 256"] [TR] [TD] It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ [TABLE="class: yiv185887437ecxyiv1648503459MsoNormalTable, width: 1"] [TR] [TD] You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.​ ​ ​

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We have enough "youth".

How about a fountain of "smart"?​

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The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.​

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A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party​

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When blondes have more fun, do they know it?​

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[TD]Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.




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LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL​

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Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.​

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Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.​

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If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you​

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Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
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We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.​

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Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.​

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Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.​

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Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.​

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Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi​

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.​

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The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population​

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"You know why a banana is like a politician?"

"He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten."​

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"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,

you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could

identify their corporate sponsors."​

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The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected

is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living

under the laws they've passed.​

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