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Snappy Bumper Stickers [TABLE="class: yiv185887437ecxyiv1648503459MsoNormalTable, width: 256"] [TR] [TD] [CENTER][COLOR=#FFFFCC]It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ [TABLE="class: yiv185887437ecxyiv1648503459MsoNormalTable, width: 1"] [TR] [TD] You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.​ ​ ​

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We have enough "youth".

How about a fountain of "smart"?​

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The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.​

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A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party​

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When blondes have more fun, do they know it?​

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[TD]Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.




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LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL​

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[COLOR=navy]Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.​

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[COLOR=black]Don't Drink and Drive​

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You might hit a bump and spill something.​

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[CENTER][B][COLOR=blue]If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you​

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[CENTER][B][COLOR=#F7DE84]Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR]
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[TD][CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=black]We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR]​

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[TD][CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=white]Red meat is not bad for you [/COLOR][COLOR=white]
[/COLOR][B][COLOR=white]Fuzzy green meat is bad for you[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=white].[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR]​

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[TD][CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#FFFFCC]Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR]​

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[TD][CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#FFFFCC]Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.[/COLOR][/B]​

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[TD][CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=black]Alabama state motto:[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]
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[/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]At least we're not Mississippi[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR]​

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[TD][CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=black]ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR]​

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[TD][CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=white]The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR]​

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[TD][CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#333399]"You know why a banana is like a politician?"[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#333399]"He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#333399]and then he's rotten."[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR]​

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[B][COLOR=red]"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=red]you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=red]identify their corporate sponsors."[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR]​

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The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected

is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living

under the laws they've passed.​

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