So here they come !

Dancer

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Im gonna start telling them - land mines! Watch where youre walking!
 

Or ...say - "Im looking for a good friend to hang with ...where are you staying at ...maybe you can buy me a drink later and we can hang"
say it very hyperactive and try and give them phyco eyes and a weird smile
 

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My favorite replays are "A life", "My wife's favorite bobby pin", she lost it yesterday, and, "someone to ask me what I'm looking for"...
 

Just act like you had a stroke
 

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I always use it as an opportunity to get a new permission. I tell them I recover lost jewelry and coins, and I try and find places like older homes, and homesteads to hunt. About 1/3 of the time they say "you should look in my yard my house is old."
 

I like waiting till they get real close... and I act like I am totally unaware of them approaching...

And right when they get to the point where I feel they are gonna say something...

I briskly walk away like I never saw them.

I want a shirt that says "hypodermic needle cleanup crew".

:P
 

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Somedays it doesn’t bother me but other days when a bunch of people keep asking dumb questions, it gets annoying. What are you looking for??? Really? I expect that from kids but from a grown up? Come on people, do you think I’m looking for my dog?? The smart people I like,...always ask.. “any good finds today”.? I guess I could be looking for something specific though, like somebody’s keys. “Yeah actually I’m looking for my buddy’s keys to his car, his gf is locked inside”. :)
 

Tell them you are trying to locate the broken sewer pipe...bet they leave you alone then.
 

I can deal with kids " hay mister watcha doing?". But when some teenager asks me what that machine is and i say a metal detector then asks what does it do ? I gotta contain my self.
 

Always first tell them that I'm finding mostly junk, like bottle caps and pull tabs. Then I say that last night I found this really large diamond ring...then I woke up.
:laughing3:
 

It depends on my mood. Sometimes I interact with them and take the time to explain our hobby. I've also told people that I work for the city and am searching to recover bottle caps. The funny thing is, most people thank me for my service!!
 

I like waiting till they get real close... and I act like I am totally unaware of them approaching...

And right when they get to the point where I feel they are gonna say something...

I briskly walk away like I never saw them.

I want a shirt that says "hypodermic needle cleanup crew".

:P

Just so I am clear... I was just joking folks.

Really... I stay away from others... if they approach I do try and just nonchalantly walk away but start while they are still far away.

Usually this deters them from pursuing me.

If I am "cornered" or if I find myself face to face... I am cordial and polite... quick small talk and try and keep it brief.

This is why I like hunting the beaches in the early A.M.

I like the "alone time"... love the sunrises.... the peace.

AND...

The LACK of people. :)
 

I always say " jars of gold do you know where any are" and usually get a laugh and they move on, mostly when Im in parks or front yards..
 

Casper i did that to a guy from the Ukraine i think it was. He said really ...... i said no im kidding. But he said that didnt surprise him since its normal in some countries. Lord...... someone needs to come up with a hat/shirt/tattoo..... this question is really getting old to the point of irritating. I dont carry my phone to show off BABY pictures of my finds..... so ive reduced it to ..... the best for this year. That seems to satisfy most. About the only time i relish answering this question is when shes blonde in a bikini with an hour glass figure....... ya sorry im a pig.
 

Im gonna start telling them - land mines! Watch where youre walking!

Not far off - we're finding land mines on the west coast of Florida - just the other day a woman turned one in that she had been picking at for several months thinking it was a large plate! Another guy found one actually metal detecting. Looking for one right now...but would rather find gold.
 

Funny, here in Florida I am only asked "did you find anything" but I avoid most people on the beach except a wave as I keep going. I always say trash, sharps and jagged metal. Show my pouch if I have any 'dangerous junk' to show.
 

That would get annoying after a while lol
 

I ware a striped beanie hat with a spinning propeller on top and just my speedos......no one ever asks me anything !!
 

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