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Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space...
Dr.Smith was a *Psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones was a *Proctologist*
They put up a sign reading *Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones* *Hysterias & Posteriors*
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs change it to read *Schizoids & Hemorrhoids*
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to *Catatonics and High Colonics*- no go.
Next, they tried... *Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives* - thumbs down again.
Then came.. *Minds and Behinds* - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in... *Lost Souls & Butt Holes* -unacceptable again!
So they tried *Analysis & Anal Cysts* - not a chance *Nuts and Butts* - no way
*Freaks and Cheeks* - still no good*Loons and Moons* - forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones* *Specializing in Odds & Ends.*
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a *Psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones was a *Proctologist*
They put up a sign reading *Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones* *Hysterias & Posteriors*
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs change it to read *Schizoids & Hemorrhoids*
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to *Catatonics and High Colonics*- no go.
Next, they tried... *Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives* - thumbs down again.
Then came.. *Minds and Behinds* - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in... *Lost Souls & Butt Holes* -unacceptable again!
So they tried *Analysis & Anal Cysts* - not a chance *Nuts and Butts* - no way
*Freaks and Cheeks* - still no good*Loons and Moons* - forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones* *Specializing in Odds & Ends.*
Everyone loved it.
