Nice pic Reddielocks! You haven't changed a bit in 10 years. My mom and sis both have red hair, so did my granddad (that's me in his arms on my avatar), but we be of Irish ancestry.
Here's a good one...
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land-- one, two, three-- in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another... the Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches in to the glass, grabs the fly between his fingers and shakes him as hard as he can, shouting 'Spit it out, ya bloody ba stard! Spit it out!'