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Speaking German in Texas:
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted:"Trink das wasser nicht. die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means:" Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it ."
The man should back: "I'm from New York, and just down here campaigning for Obama's heath care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted:"Trink das wasser nicht. die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means:" Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it ."
The man should back: "I'm from New York, and just down here campaigning for Obama's heath care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
