Sunday Humor

[stefen]

Sunday Humor


A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
"I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.

You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail
Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked
over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that.
You Didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

 

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[Arakronn]

So, by that logic, I can go to work, brush up against the main door to the office, then go home?

 

[Cynangyl]

So, by that logic, I can go to work, brush up against the main door to the office, then go home?

ROFL sounds like a plan to me! Go have fun instead!

 

[Dimeman]

So, by that logic, I can go to work, brush up against the main door to the office, then go home?

After getting home pick up the detector and go hunting!!!!!!!!

 

[stefen]

If you accidently brush up against a cute chick, do you have to ask if it was as good for her as it was for you

 

[kldrawdy]

That's like the joke about the man who was stopped by a police officer for running a stop sign.

The man replied he had slowed down and that was the same as stopping.

The police officer pulled out his nightstick and began beating the man.

After a couple of seconds the police officer asked him "Now, do you want me to slow down or stop?"

 

[stefen]

This segued, but what the heck