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One day a New York wife is discussing her lack of diminished sex life with her psychologist.
The psychologist asked a number of very personal questions and then gave her patient some very sound advice.
She told her to go home and just an hour or so before your husband comes home she should bake some Toll House cookies, even better, to bake some Cinnamon Raisin Oatmeal cookies. The she should shave her legs and under arms then take a long hot bubble bath, put on her husbands favorite perfume, and last but not least, to put on a sexy, flimsy see-thru undergarment or nightie. Place some romantic music on the stereo and lower the lights and even light some candles...set the mood.
Then when your husband comes home he will smell the cookies, will hear the romantic music, sees the soft lights and then he see you slink softly into the room, and BAM. You'll have a night of pleasure. You will have your man moaning...
Later that night when her husband comes thru the door she jumped out from behind a panel, opens her nightie like it's a Batman Cape and shouts SUPERSEX.
Startled, he looks at her and says 'Soup'.
The psychologist asked a number of very personal questions and then gave her patient some very sound advice.
She told her to go home and just an hour or so before your husband comes home she should bake some Toll House cookies, even better, to bake some Cinnamon Raisin Oatmeal cookies. The she should shave her legs and under arms then take a long hot bubble bath, put on her husbands favorite perfume, and last but not least, to put on a sexy, flimsy see-thru undergarment or nightie. Place some romantic music on the stereo and lower the lights and even light some candles...set the mood.
Then when your husband comes home he will smell the cookies, will hear the romantic music, sees the soft lights and then he see you slink softly into the room, and BAM. You'll have a night of pleasure. You will have your man moaning...
Later that night when her husband comes thru the door she jumped out from behind a panel, opens her nightie like it's a Batman Cape and shouts SUPERSEX.
Startled, he looks at her and says 'Soup'.
