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An international executive decides to sneak home for a suprise visit to his New England estate.
Cabs to the gates of the estate and begins walking up the drive . First guy he meets is Harry, a
very laid back gardener .................
>What's happinin , Harry ?
>Nothin , 'cept the dog died .
>That's terrible , Harry ! How'd the dog die ?
> Found some dead horse meat in the barn and he ate it and he died .
>Harry ! How did dead horse meat get in the barn ?
> From the fire that burnt the barn .
> Harry , DAMNIT!! How did the barn catch fire ?
>Sir, I'm gonna 'splain this to you one more time :
Your wife ran off with a delivery man . Your mother heard th news and dropped dead from shock.
The flame from the candles we put around your Mother's coffin caught the drapes and went to the roof . Sparks from the roof burned the barn and the horse and the dog ate the meat and died !!!!
Other than that...................... There ain't nothin happenin !
Cabs to the gates of the estate and begins walking up the drive . First guy he meets is Harry, a
very laid back gardener .................
>What's happinin , Harry ?
>Nothin , 'cept the dog died .
>That's terrible , Harry ! How'd the dog die ?
> Found some dead horse meat in the barn and he ate it and he died .
>Harry ! How did dead horse meat get in the barn ?
> From the fire that burnt the barn .
> Harry , DAMNIT!! How did the barn catch fire ?
>Sir, I'm gonna 'splain this to you one more time :
Your wife ran off with a delivery man . Your mother heard th news and dropped dead from shock.
The flame from the candles we put around your Mother's coffin caught the drapes and went to the roof . Sparks from the roof burned the barn and the horse and the dog ate the meat and died !!!!
Other than that...................... There ain't nothin happenin !
