Terrorists have kidnapped Congress

[stefen]

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on Highway 95 outside Washington
DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver
rolls down the window and asks the man, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100
million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in
gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting
donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies,

"Roughly a gallon!"

 

[Chadeaux]

Where are the donations being sent?

 

[sniffer]

I'll share, is 5 gallons enough ? I've got matches

 

[ivan salis]

the traffic jam was caused by folks going to see the bonfire

 

[sniffer]

you can forget the weenies and marshmallows, this fire is going to be huge.

 

[stefen]

Exxon-Valdez is contributing a cargo tanker

 

[sniffer]

now all they have to do is light it with a sidewinder

 

[FCCDFEd]

Got matches?

 

[Michigan Badger]

Terrorist: A member of the C.I.A.

Congress: Employees of the C.I.A.

Etc., etc., etc.

 

[Chug And Red]

Road flares

 

[wildman4910]

I'll donate 10 gal and a box of flares!