Had a Navy Senior Chief tell me that while on a cruise his wife shipped him some chocolate covered cookies that he adored. He figured if he ate them in the toilet stall he would not have to share any. While he was in there he heard a fellow sailor that he knew get in the stall next to him. With chocolate covered fingers he reaches under the stall while asking... "Hey shipmate could you hand me some toilet paper I seem to have run out". To which the sailor replied "Yea I guess you do need some!".