BrisJoe
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A man passing though a small town in the northern territory pulles in to a local pub for a beer.
He was halfway through his drink when he noticed a sign that read "Free beer for life if you pass the three test"
He calles over the bar tender and asked about the sign.
He says "well, there are three test. The first test is to scull a bottle of rum wwithout making a sound or saying a word and keep it down.
The second test is there is a crocodile out the back with a bad tooth. You need to wrestle it and pull his tooth out.
The third test is the old widdow that lives upstairs. She hasnt had an orgazim for 30 years. You will have to go up and give her one."
The man thinks about it for a second and says "na, bit extreme for me. "
But 8 schooners later he calles over the bar tender with a slur in his speech.
"Hey, get that bottle of rum. Im doing the test"
he brings the bottle over and the man drinkes the whole thing. His eyes were watering but he kept it down and didnt make a sound.
"Now where is this crocodile? "
The bartender leads him to the back door. The man wslks though it shuts the door and there were bangs, thuds, screams and a ccrocodiles roar comming from the other side.
The rest of the people in the bar are watching the door in horror as the sounds come from the other side.
Then all of a sudden, silence. The door creeps open and out steps the man. Shirts torn. Cuts and bruises all over him. A real mess he was.
He slowly limps up to the bartender.
"Alright, now where is this old girl with the bad tooth?"
He was halfway through his drink when he noticed a sign that read "Free beer for life if you pass the three test"
He calles over the bar tender and asked about the sign.
He says "well, there are three test. The first test is to scull a bottle of rum wwithout making a sound or saying a word and keep it down.
The second test is there is a crocodile out the back with a bad tooth. You need to wrestle it and pull his tooth out.
The third test is the old widdow that lives upstairs. She hasnt had an orgazim for 30 years. You will have to go up and give her one."
The man thinks about it for a second and says "na, bit extreme for me. "
But 8 schooners later he calles over the bar tender with a slur in his speech.
"Hey, get that bottle of rum. Im doing the test"
he brings the bottle over and the man drinkes the whole thing. His eyes were watering but he kept it down and didnt make a sound.
"Now where is this crocodile? "
The bartender leads him to the back door. The man wslks though it shuts the door and there were bangs, thuds, screams and a ccrocodiles roar comming from the other side.
The rest of the people in the bar are watching the door in horror as the sounds come from the other side.
Then all of a sudden, silence. The door creeps open and out steps the man. Shirts torn. Cuts and bruises all over him. A real mess he was.
He slowly limps up to the bartender.
"Alright, now where is this old girl with the bad tooth?"
