Castor Oil stops coughing!

[FCCDFEd]

While going to the drug store I noticed a man hugging a telephone pole. He looked a little pale and a bit afraid. I asked the pharmacist what was wrong with him. He told me that the man came in to the store with a terrible cough and he gave him a bottle of Castor Oil and told him to drink all of it. "Will Castor Oil help a cough?" I asked. "Of course it will," the pharmacist said. "Look at him, He's afraid to cough!"​

 

[aa battery]

that makes my rear end hurt

 

[rockhound]

ExLax will also stop you from coughing, as will Feenamint. These are old household remedies, don't you know. rockhound

 

[stefen]

guess it would be cruel to tell him a funny joke...