The chicken, the goose and the crazoid with a gun.

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Well, the first two parts are true, however, geese often mistake snow shovels for guns. NO gun involvement whatsoever.

Yesterday I was shoveling new snow off the deck (again) and my four happy horrid spoiled rotten hens started squawking uncontrollably. Now let me assure you, they had already had their breakfast and were working on their SECOND cinnamon sugar jumbo sized muffin of the morning. Anyway, what are these demanding creatures squawking at? It's overcast and snowing with a low cloud ceiling. So next thing I know I hear squawking coming from another direction-the air! But wait! It's not squawking......it's honking.

These "pet" chickens (they actually own me) have successfully called down a flock of about 40 geese! I look up and these geese and dropping out of the cloud cover, tipping their wings as they do to drop quickly in altitude and are coming in for a landing! But wait, it's a trap! Set by the chickens!

So the geese figure it's a chicken and human plot for world domination, or goose dinner, or whatever, and take out really quick.

Sad part of the story is it's 100% true. Never heard of such a thing before. I mean, geese wanting to come play with chickens? What's next, dogs and cats sleeping together, like was said in the first "Ghostbusters" movie?
 

You aren't able to detect now, are you?:BangHead::laughing7:
Marvin
 

don't keep and geese, they will crap all over the place, I used to live on a 52 acre lake, they would crap all over my lot

near the lake, I solved that problem with small bottle rockets, every time they started to get on my lot, I would

shoot the rockets over they head, after about two weeks they they left me alone. shell shock, I guess. it was fun.

marion
 

will....be....detecting....NEXT weekend. Right now it's 8 degrees outside and as we all know, it's got to be 17 to detect properly.
 

Quite a story ,
I know about geese landing near water and eating every blade of grass in sight.
You don't think they were after your muffins,, do you??
 

will....be....detecting....NEXT weekend. Right now it's 8 degrees outside and as we all know, it's got to be 17 to detect properly.
16* is OK if you wear long sleeves.:laughing7:
If you were down South near me you could go out just about all year.:occasion14:
Marvin
 

What happened was the chickens were telling all there was food there, geese took advantage .
We have -1 right now and nothing is flying!
 

Chickens gave me an egg today! Dinner's on!
 

Now thats returning the favor!
 

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