The economy is so bad.....

[Old Dog]

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.




Add your own, LOL
let's see what we come up with.

Thom

 

[Old Dog]

The economy is so bad...

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting !!

 

[Old Dog]

the economy is so bad...


Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

 

[Old Dog]

The economy is so bad...

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

 

[Old Dog]

The economy is soooo bad...

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

 

[Old Dog]

The economy is so bad...

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

 

[Old Dog]

The economy is so bad...

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

 

[Minstrel]

The economy is so bad:
Toilet paper is in short supply--Feds are using it to print $1 bills by the roll.

 

[Old Dog]

The economy is so bad...

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

 

[Old Dog]

The economy is so bad...

The Mafia is laying off judges.

 

[Old Dog]

The economy is so bad...

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

 

[Old Dog]

The economy is so bad...

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

 

[Old Dog]

The economy is so bad...

Jewish women are marrying for love.

 

[truckinbutch]

Times are so bad here in Hooterville that :

The Baptists are starting to drink in front of each other .

 

[truckinbutch]

The economy is so bad ....

That when the garbage man comes by we check his truck for better stuff than what we are throwing out and try to negotiate a trade .

 

[dnewbury2]

The economy is so bad....

I saw a pimp driving a pinto.