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Two samll boys wer walking through a field when they spotted a hole. They walked over to it and shouted in it. No reply,so they gathered some small stones and dropped them in it.Still no sound.They gathered larger stones and dropped them in it,still no sound. They then ventured out farther and one found a railroad tie,so they pulled and pulled until they had it next to the hole.They stood it up and let it go.Just then a goat came flying by them and ran into the hole.One looked at the other one and said"did you see that,that crazy goat ran and jumped into that hole."The other one says,"yeah,I saw that." Then they heard the familiar sound of a tractor running,and so the went to see who it was.Theysaw a farmer plwing his field,and one said to the other."maybe we should go ask that farmer,it might be his goat." So foo they went to catch the farmer on the tractor. When they got his attention,he shut off the tractor so he could hear what they wanted. They asked,"do you own a goat?'', "Yes,'' replied the farmer. Then one of them said,"that crazy goat of yours ran and jumped into a big hole." The farmer replied,"it couldn't have been my goat,my goat is tied up to a railroad tie." rockhound
Thanks for the chuckle.
