The Jungle Menu

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

· Broiled Missionary: $10.00
· Fried Explorer: $15.00
· Grilled Republican: $150.00
· Baked Democrat: $150.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of Crap, it takes all morning."
 

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