The last kiss

[DeepseekerADS]

Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

 

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[austin]

Oh well, so much for political correctness...

 

[Chadeaux]

Political correctness is shorthand for telling a lie - cowardice.

Worst of all, it's never funny.

Do you know a pc joke that is actually funny? Then, do share it with us.

 

[Digger2]

Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

laughing7:

 

[stefen]

Correctness (no politics allowed according to the TN Hall Monitors) is picking a dog turd up by the clean end...

 

[Produce Guy]

That's one of the best jokes I've red in a long time.

 

[highlander]

the truth hurts sometimes

 

[jerseyben]

Ohhh, I get it. It's a gay bashing joke.

 

[Chadeaux]

Ohhh, I get it. It's a gay bashing joke.

Give that person a sugar free, fat free, taste free cookie and a calorie free water!

If we gotta be politically correct here, then let's do it right!

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

Ohhh, I get it. It's a gay bashing joke.

Geez, it is a harmless joke, no gay bashing.....

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[JunkShopFiddler]

Ohhh, I get it. It's a gay bashing joke.

Not all good transvestite folks are gay! Showing a little prejudice there, aren't we....hmmmmm?

 

[jeff of pa]

looks like a Little Rednek Bashing Going on Here

So it's wrong to be straight, or a redneck, and to Laugh at Jokes ?

 

[mortarman]

Just because a man wants to wear women's clothes doesn't make him gay. Odd but not necessarily gay.

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

looks like a Little Rednek Bashing Going on Here

So it's wrong to be straight, or a redneck, and to Laugh at Jokes ?

In Florida we laugh and tell jokes about the northern tourists that wear blacks socks with their sandals.... Is that "grey bashing"..

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[DeepseekerADS]

In Florida we laugh and tell jokes about the northern tourists that wear blacks socks with their sandals.... Is that "grey bashing"..

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TH, that was cute

 

[DeepseekerADS]

Just because a man wants to wear women's clothes doesn't make him gay. Odd but not necessarily gay.

Well, I will say that sometimes, read that "SOMETIMES" !!!!! It brings back memories of that song by the Carpenters "Close to You" - could I put enough smiles there

 

[Goose-0]

Thanks for posting that Deepseeker.....ah, what memories of the Carpenters. Undoubtedly in my mind, Karen had the best women's voice I've ever heard. There were other great voices such as Patti Page and Anne Murray, but nothing like the range Karen had. One of my favorite Carpenter songs is 'Argentina' where Richard imported a choir and an orchestra from Europe just for this song. Also, when Karen was 17 yrs old, a reporter asked her, "Are you a millionaire?" She answered, "I don't know" as Richard on the sideline, nodded 'Yes'.

 

[jeff of pa]

Thanks for posting that Deepseeker.....ah, what memories of the Carpenters. Undoubtedly in my mind, Karen had the best women's voice I've ever heard. There were other great voices such as Patti Page and Anne Murray, but nothing like the range Karen had. One of my favorite Carpenter songs is 'Argentina' where Richard imported a choir and an orchestra from Europe just for this song. Also, when Karen was 17 yrs old, a reporter asked her, "Are you a millionaire?" She answered, "I don't know" as Richard on the sideline, nodded 'Yes'.

I suppose someone had to like them

Sorry I never could take listening to them

 

[ivan salis]

WELL THE WEARING OF WOMENS CLOTHES MIGHT NOT MAKE HIM GAY THATS TRUE, BUT THE KISSING OF THE MALE BIKER (TWICE) WELL --MOST LIKELY MADE HIM DEAD.

 

[jeff of pa]

WELL THE WEARING OF WOMENS CLOTHES MIGHT NOT MAKE HIM GAY THATS TRUE, BUT THE KISSING OF THE MALE BIKER (TWICE) WELL --MOST LIKELY MADE HIM DEAD.

at least in that joke it did
May have gotten him married & Pregnant,

or shot by the cop in another