The Lone Ranger & Tonto

[Jimi D Pirate]

The Lone Ranger & Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down for a couple of beers. A few minutes later, a lanky, bow-legged cowboy walked in and said,
"Who owns the big white horse outside?"
"I do", the Lone Ranger replied. "Why?"
The cowboy drawled, "You better take care of him. He¹s almost dead from the heat."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and found Silver leaning against the hitching post, panting. They got him some water and soon Silver was looking better, but he was still panting.
The Lone Ranger said, "Tonto, run around Silver as fast as you can and see if the breeze makes him feel any better.
Tonto replied, "Sure, Kemosabe," and began running around and around Silver. The Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his beer.
A few minutes later, another cowboy came into the bar and drawled, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
"I do," the Lone Ranger said, "What's wrong with him this time?"
"Nothin'," the cowboy said, "But you left your Injun runnin'."

 

[stefen]

Re: The Lone Ranger & Tonto

Probably why the Lone Ranger shot Tonto...found out that Kemosabe meant chicken $hit.

 

[boogeyman]

Re: The Lone Ranger & Tonto

Then in the next episode. The Lone Ranger & Tonto are pinned down behind some boulders by a couple hundred indians. After figuring out they only have 5 bullets between them, the Lone Ranger looks at Tonto & says, "Well, Tonto I guess this is the end for us" Tonto replies, "What you mean US White man?"

Next week we find out if the Lone Ranger really did Pokahontis