auprospector44
Jr. Member
- Jan 8, 2008
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The next time someone asks you a dumb question, wouldn't you like to respond like this?
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dog Athena, the wonder dog.
I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her "No, I don't have a dog, but I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms".
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me.
I told her no; I stepped off a curb to PEE on a tire and a car hit me.
The guy behind her was laughing so hard I thought he was going to have a heart attack!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
I'm still laughing...
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dog Athena, the wonder dog.
I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her "No, I don't have a dog, but I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms".
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me.
I told her no; I stepped off a curb to PEE on a tire and a car hit me.
The guy behind her was laughing so hard I thought he was going to have a heart attack!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
I'm still laughing...
